Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts Jokes

Nut

Imagine a dragon 🤔.

Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.

Nut

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Candice

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

Meme

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Name

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

Knock

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Nut

Me: Do you like cobble?

My friend: No.

Me: Gobble deez nuts!

Nut

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!