Deez Nuts jokes
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!
And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Like if you have nuts.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!