Declaration jokes

Atom

rusty · 7 years ago

Q: What did one atom say to the other?

A: I have my ion you.

Love

oo · 5 years ago

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Game

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post text describes how someone pirates a game, buys the company, deletes the pirated copies, and becomes CEO of the company to make his dream game. A Pepe the Frog smugly sips from a glass on the left.

Declaration memes

Wizard

Anonymous · 5 years ago

I am the grand wizard, mak.

Friend

Jack · 5 years ago

To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.

Donald Trump

Anonymous · 2 years ago

How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?

By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

Love

Anonymous · 6 years ago

choi soobin loml

Love

ALLISON TG · 5 years ago

"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

HOWWW

The image shows the text "Heroin Monkey", followed by "illegal meme dealer", "#fuckcosmo", "#wadeformodagain", "MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE", and "im an 8 year old boy" displayed against a dark green background. There are also a lot of randomly arranged symbols and characters, such as "@" and "%" surrounding the central text.

Bathroom

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 4 months ago

A close-up photo of a blue Barbasol bottle held by a hand. The label on the bottle has been edited to say '72 IN 1' instead of its normal text, listing an absurdly long, comical list of random objects and concepts like 'Engine Oil', 'Pikachu', 'Declaration of Independence', and 'Minecraft Leaks'. Text overlay at the top reads: 'Legendary bathroom find'.

Hijab

Cosmo idk · 9 months ago

A digital screenshot of a satirical news article titled 'Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid's Tale Outfits, Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab'. The image shows Peggy Flanagan wearing a black hijab and holding a microphone, standing next to a man and Congresswoman Ilhan Omar. The date on the article is Dec 31, 2025.

Governor

Cosmo idk · 8 months ago

A satirical news article screenshot featuring Governor Tim Walz. He is photoshopped to look like a groundhog emerging from a hole in a snowbank in front of the gated Governor's Mansion. The headline says 'Tim Walz Emerges From Den To Declare 6 More Weeks Of Rioting And Fraud'. The date is Feb 2, 2026.

Declaration Of Independence

John Hancock · 2 years ago

me singing the declaration of independence

Access

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A photo shows a set of stairs painted white with blue outlines. There is a handicapped symbol on the stairs. The image has a watermark on the upper right that says "Declaration Of Memes".

Ham

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

Rapper

period boo · 3 years ago

best rapper of all time

A portrait of a man with dreadlocks, wearing a studded black jacket and several pearl necklaces, in front of a pink sunset background with butterflies and a field of flowers.

Test answer

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Declaration memes

Community talk

Jomoki

5 months ago

mal i gto caught with the compiuter ill tty asap i love oyu more than anything and mort than anyone you are my stars you arfe my moon you are my whole universe ILYSM and im sorry MUAH

Goner410

1 year ago

ATTENTION EBC, We now have a driven hate towards all EH believers, just an fyi

Cosmo idk

1 year ago

Oh glorious Matt, in the sanctity of this wonderful day, I declare that we should make the user @rapboat mod, for he have demonstrated something which is beyond our understanding or something like that. He has shown his total trustworthiness by pretending to be others, making very colorful jokes, and I guess rap stuff.

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