Declaration Of Independence Jokes

Cousin

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:

TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."

Smart kid!

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Bathroom

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 4 months ago

A close-up photo of a blue Barbasol bottle held by a hand. The label on the bottle has been edited to say '72 IN 1' instead of its normal text, listing an absurdly long, comical list of random objects and concepts like 'Engine Oil', 'Pikachu', 'Declaration of Independence', and 'Minecraft Leaks'. Text overlay at the top reads: 'Legendary bathroom find'.

Declaration Of Independence memes

Anniversary

princess/ shortie · 5 years ago

Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘

Love

ALLISON TG · 5 years ago

"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

War

Russiya · 4 years ago

We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

Identity

jow · 3 years ago

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

Declaration

John Hancock · 2 years ago

me singing the declaration of independence

Test answer

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Declaration Of Independence memes