Declaration Of Independence jokes

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:

TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."

Smart kid!

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!