When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
I put the fun in funeral
if i die does my depression die with me?
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. there names were johony and papa All of the sudden,johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says β911, whats your emergency?β The hunter replies βMy son just passed out and I donβt know what to do! I think he might be dead!β The emergency responder replies βBefore you do anything, make sure he is dead.β The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says βOk, now what?β
how did the gay girl die? homocide
when your deppresed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)