I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Death Jokes
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
