Deal with jokes
So, I walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies. I stole one, not noticing my mom was behind me.
So my mom said, "Put the cookie back, kid!" and I said I wasn't gonna eat it. Then she said, "Never mind, I'll get your father." So my mom said, "Honey, deal with your son; I'm going to the mall!" And my dad said, "Son, if you're not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!"
So he went into his room, and I heard the belt, and I was going to run, but I knew it would be worse. So he said, "This will be your punishment." As he was getting ready to hit me, I said, "Daddy, no, please, I wasn't gonna eat it!" But he said, "No, you won't change my mind, little boy!" Then he hit me. Thank you for reading! Stay healthy and stay safe in this time. Bye!!! Read more of my jokes; they'll probably be around the website!!
Community talk
Sorry for kinda fucking up the whole site even though i already said it, anyways good to see everyone and i don’t really go on here anymore cuz i kinda like have shit to do, i’m in basically rehab and im not dealing with shitty people anymore. i’m in a band now, i don’t smoke anymore and overall my life is pretty good. kayla, if you’re reading this im sorry for being a bitch to you. and cosmo, if you’re reading this i hope our political differences don’t get in the way. anyways as jake always says, stay fresh cheese bags :)
@matt a while back (long long time ago and a deleted acc) I suggested, that post makers should be able to mute users from talking in the comments of there posts? You said maybe. It there any chance we could get it??? It would really help with dealing with annoying ppl, anons and ppl who we grossly dislike, thanks pookie
Guys what is the deal with Cobson