Deal with jokes

Cookie

So, I walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies. I stole one, not noticing my mom was behind me.

So my mom said, "Put the cookie back, kid!" and I said I wasn't gonna eat it. Then she said, "Never mind, I'll get your father." So my mom said, "Honey, deal with your son; I'm going to the mall!" And my dad said, "Son, if you're not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!"

So he went into his room, and I heard the belt, and I was going to run, but I knew it would be worse. So he said, "This will be your punishment." As he was getting ready to hit me, I said, "Daddy, no, please, I wasn't gonna eat it!" But he said, "No, you won't change my mind, little boy!" Then he hit me. Thank you for reading! Stay healthy and stay safe in this time. Bye!!! Read more of my jokes; they'll probably be around the website!!

Comeback

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Deal

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A blue silhouette of a person hanging on gymnastic rings is visible on the white wall of a gym. The text above says: "I made a deal with the devil. He took my legs, but I still think it was worth it."

Season

killer of bears 101 · 3 years ago

my mom be like

A person covered in mud is crawling through a muddy field. The text above reads: "Accountants entering 2022's busy season, still dealing with the last two seasons." The text "@dylan.does.your.taxes" is shown in the bottom right corner.

Crush

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

My recent tabs

Woman

Anonymous · 1 year ago

How it feels dealing with women...

Dream

Chexers · 2 years ago

A photo of a man with a bald head wearing a red and black striped sweater and black pants sitting on a subway train with a pensive expression on his face. The text above the image reads: "freddy after entering my dreams and seeing stuff he wasn't mentally equipped to deal with". There is also the user "prettycooltim" written in the lower left corner of the image.

Bakugou

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

.o.

The image is a two-panel comparison of the anime character Bakugou. The first panel is a black and white drawing of him looking sassy with arms crossed while another person is bowing down. The second panel is an anime illustration where Bakugou is angrily confronting a child. Text over both panels reads: "i find it funny how bakugou gets so sassy whenever he's dealing with kids".

Deal with memes

Community talk

scooter22

1 month ago

Ik yall won't really care but I'm sorry for being a selfish ass person I've been dealing with my mom she's trying to put me in Julie hall. It really sucks that the one person you thought you had someone to always stand by your side and it hurts.

My mom walk in to me self harming and she laughed at me. And so yk It was bc of a mental breakdown because of my mom but I am trying to get the right help and I'm truly sorry ik the world would love to see me go but I am sorry to everyone I harmed

opal 😿

4 months ago

Sorry for kinda fucking up the whole site even though i already said it, anyways good to see everyone and i don’t really go on here anymore cuz i kinda like have shit to do, i’m in basically rehab and im not dealing with shitty people anymore. i’m in a band now, i don’t smoke anymore and overall my life is pretty good. kayla, if you’re reading this im sorry for being a bitch to you. and cosmo, if you’re reading this i hope our political differences don’t get in the way. anyways as jake always says, stay fresh cheese bags :)

Another New Blach

Poll · 11 months ago

@matt a while back (long long time ago and a deleted acc) I suggested, that post makers should be able to mute users from talking in the comments of there posts? You said maybe. It there any chance we could get it??? It would really help with dealing with annoying ppl, anons and ppl who we grossly dislike, thanks pookie

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