Deal with jokes

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

Person: You can't kill an orphan!

Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?

Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.