My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is mestration, Periods, birth... Man: The Men have to deal with Women
How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.
i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny
And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
um I need help how should I deal with depression?
joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her ANYWAY
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What do girls and toilet roll have in common ?
They both deal with a lot of crap
Me: "WYD"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot, depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough"
Me: "Without me? Lol
