Deal with jokes
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.