Deal with jokes
What is the best way to deal with bullies?
You shoot them.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.