I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Smeared Makeup
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for people who don't get laid often and when they do, they don't get much action. It's for virgins. The joke is that our dummy spent a ton of time doing makeup, but the joke is on her because it got all ruined. You hear that? THE JOKE IS ON YOU!