Harry Cole's jokes

He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Your fat!

Dan, I'd bent.

Beach whales.

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.

How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.

Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?