Dating jokes
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
when the person you like is dating someone
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
O Dario tem namorada?
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦