Dark jokes
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.