Dark jokes
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Memes
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.