Dark jokes
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"? They never get old.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.