Dark jokes
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Memes
Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!