Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Dark humor is like pussy whining bitches don't get it
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly
How many EMO’S does it take to change a lightbulb?
None because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-
there are women complaining about being r@ped. JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLIES WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
How many emo’s does it take to fix a lightbulb None because they just cry in the darkness
what does parents and dark humor have in common? not everyone gets them
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None they just sit in the dark and cry
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None they sit in the dark crying. None they sit in the dark cutting their wrists
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humour? Because it can't hit home
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
