Dark jokes
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Memes
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How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.