Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
How many emo kids does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None they all are crying in a dark corner
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
there are women complaining about being r@ped. JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLIES WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. π
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
