Dark jokes
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.