Dark jokes
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!