I was crying when my dad was cutting onions
Onions was such a good dog
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions
Onions was such a good dog
What did the titanic say as it was sinking I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge
I’ll never forget my grandpas last words
Are you still holding the ladder
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
how do you surprise 50 year old man? by putting a 12 inch dick through his ass. He said " best surprise ever"
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses,diseases,etc in the world but cooler like this: "bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids