Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Orphan

Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?

A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.

Sex

Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.

Dad: Would you like to talk about it?

Son: Sure.

Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.

Son: I can't, my butt hurts.

Prostate exam

Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.

Doctor: Yup.

Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.

Mum

Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

Baby

what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.

Water

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

KFC

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

Oven

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

Orphan

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

Phone

So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

School Bus

What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.

Tree

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

Emo

Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

Because they're always cutting.