My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Let's rock and roll!
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
