Dance

Dance jokes

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.

The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.