Dance jokes

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

Want to do a titcock dance with me?

He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

What's long and not very hairy?

The conga line at the cancer department.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.

The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.

Let's rock and roll!

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.

What is harder than steel?

Michael Jackson on a playground.