A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables. The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
How do you start a rave in Etiopia? You put food ceiling and they start jumping.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance and he replied I'm not much good, I have two left feet. Then how about Karaoke ? To which he replied. I have two left throats.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
Your hairline is dancing umlando
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
your gay
bro i am straighter than the pole that ur mom dances on for me every night
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
How does a train dance?It bogies!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃😂😂
what did cinder Ella do when she got the ball
she gagged and took it like a champ
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium? Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
