Dance jokes
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.