Dance jokes
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show? He's got some "sweet" moves!
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing? Dead mooves.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.