Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
How do you start a rave?
Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
