Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Dance Jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
How do you start a rave?
Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
