Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
