daddy's jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
im chaceing after ur daddy
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Daddy, harder!
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."