daddy's jokes
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."