daddy's jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Daddy, harder!
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."