I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11 My dad died to it, he was a great piolet
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
My dad smashed my PS5. So I smashed his wife.
your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, How his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and HOW he was born. 😏
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
(This is a cruel joke, do not say this to anyone it just popped up in my mind)
Roses are Red Violet's are blue yo grandma died, yo dad left you too, now you living with yo old grandma coot. 'oh' let's not forget yo mom left you to, you gon live alone, die alone, with no roses on yo casket too.
What do you say to the orphan Shut up get a mom and dad
Orphan: Hey wheres the milk Dad: . . .
I think my dad love jokes
because he laugh when he look at me
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dads pants. Little Johnny says "That explains what the lady next door was doing"
Roses are red Violet are blue ur dad bought you
