DA jokes

What da dog doin'?

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.

Sugi te.

Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.

Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.

Your Da.

It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.

A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.

Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

Hours later, police found 4 suspects.

"Explain."

Sus 1: I don't vandalize.

Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.

Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.

Sus 4: I eat bricks.

Police: I know who.

RiceGum: Who?

Police: ITS-

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Notice anything in the number crowd?

Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.