40+ Best DA Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Bomb

Repost · 7 years ago

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Ratatouille

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A crude drawing of a stick-figure person with a chef hat and the text "u can't cuck u a rat". To the right is a drawing of a rat and the text "fuk da poleec". Below the image is the text "The Entire Plot of Disney-Pixar's Ratatoulie".

N word

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A screenshot showing a Twitter conversation and subsequent comments. A tweet, presumably from Mac Miller, says 'I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I can't keep it a secret anymore. I wrote all the hooks and bridges.' ScHoolboy Q replies '@MacMiller so your admitting u use da N WORD???'. Below this, comments discuss Mac Miller's lyrics and use of racial slurs, including the phrase 'I'm clearly a Wigger' and 'Nigga'.

Quality

Anonymous · 3 years ago

DA AND I MEAN DA BEST PERSON EVER

Definition

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Server

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Cat

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 2 months ago

Two orange tabby cats sitting side by side looking attentively at the camera. The top text says "PUT DOWN DA PHONE" and the bottom text says "GIVE US PRESENTS ALREADY".

Vulgarity

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows two panels. The top panel depicts a bug-like character from Hollow Knight laying on a purple couch with the text: "3 words, 12 letters... say it and I'm yours." The bottom panel shows a character with a blank face, and the text "Oman da dublim" beneath the character.

Call

bloodgod · 3 years ago

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Meme

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel image showing the Lorax character. In the first panel, the Lorax states "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees." In the second panel, the Lorax says "The trees and I must discuss about this meme you posted." The third panel shows a tree and a small Lorax saying "steal it" and the small lorax replying "kk". In the fourth panel, the Lorax says "The trees say this meme is now mine."

Discord

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A hand giving the middle finger in front of a screen displaying a Discord channel. Text on the image reads: "Fuck da Discord Ops."

Haircut

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Da bois will understand

The image shows a meme with a dialogue between a barber and a guy. The barber asks what kind of cut the guy wants, and the guy responds with, "Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?" The barber replies, "Say no more fam." Below the dialogue is a picture of a man with a hairstyle that resembles testicles.

Locker Room

Anonymous · 3 years ago

For Da Boys

A man looks unimpressed with the text 'The coach when he walks into the boy's locker room and sees them literally killing each other. Boys will be boys.'

Light

TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago

The image shows a screen capture of a social media post. At the top, a person is shown with their hair covering their eyes. Below it says "Me vs" in white letters. Underneath the person there are comments from other users. One user commented "Darkest Ken Carson fan", and the original poster replied: "When the lights are off, I'm da dxrkest vxmp of dem all twxn."

Throw

OzzyTheDinoo · 3 years ago

Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)

A screenshot of a definition of "National throw short people day" which states "On October 21, you can anybody under 5'6" with no permission needed. Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day" It also says by Pug? October 6, 2021 and has like and dislike buttons.

Death eater

Anonymous · 1 year ago

aight I gochu heres da recolered image

In an inverted image, several people wearing pointy hats and white robes stand in a field. Text at the top of the image states, "When the Death-eaters appeared in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

Barbie

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

barbie da spider

A Barbie doll is modified to look like a spider with extra limbs.

Insult

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."

Community talk

Dish3rm3s_luvva9

Hamilton is Da best,right after epic the musical

Cosmo idk

Da birbs be singin Da sun be shinin And i just let out the wettest-sounding fart

Chicken

Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh Otro sunset bonito que veo en San Juan Disfrutando de toda' esas cosas que extrañan los que se van Disfrutando de noches de esas que ya no se dan Que ya no se dan Pero queriendo volver a la última vez que a los ojos te miré Y contarte las cosas que no te conté (te pareces a mi crush, ja, ja) Y tirarte las fotos que no te tiré Acho, jurado te ves bien linda, déjame tirarte una foto Ey, tengo… Read more