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Haircut

Da bois will understand

The image shows a meme with a dialogue between a barber and a guy. The barber asks what kind of cut the guy wants, and the guy responds with, "Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?" The barber replies, "Say no more fam." Below the dialogue is a picture of a man with a hairstyle that resembles testicles.

Locker Room

For Da Boys

A man looks unimpressed with the text 'The coach when he walks into the boy's locker room and sees them literally killing each other. Boys will be boys.'

Word

uNGeHeUEr

The text on the image explains that the German word "Ungeheuer" can mean both "monster" and "very". The text gives an example of a German sentence that can mean "This shirt suits you very well." or "This shirt suits you well, you monster." depending on the interpretation.

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows two panels. The top panel depicts a bug-like character from Hollow Knight laying on a purple couch with the text: "3 words, 12 letters... say it and I'm yours." The bottom panel shows a character with a blank face, and the text "Oman da dublim" beneath the character.

Action

The image shows a stick figure with its arm in different positions. The text labels the different arm positions: 'CALL WAITER', 'CALL TAXI', 'PET CHILDREN', 'PET DOG', and 'REST'. Additionally, there's a text that reads: "Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika!".

Throw

Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)

A screenshot of a definition of "National throw short people day" which states "On October 21, you can anybody under 5'6" with no permission needed. Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day" It also says by Pug? October 6, 2021 and has like and dislike buttons.

Way

An illustration of a red fire engine with two people standing near it. The text below in German says: "Das Hilfeleistungslöschgruppenfahrzeug der Feuerwehr. Es transportiert Feuerwehrleute, Leitern, Werkzeuge, Schläu."

Barbie

barbie da spider

A Barbie doll is modified to look like a spider with extra limbs.

Death eater

aight I gochu heres da recolered image

In an inverted image, several people wearing pointy hats and white robes stand in a field. Text at the top of the image states, "When the Death-eaters appeared in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

Truck

Quality

DA AND I MEAN DA BEST PERSON EVER

Rat

A crude drawing of a stick-figure person with a chef hat and the text "u can't cuck u a rat". To the right is a drawing of a rat and the text "fuk da poleec". Below the image is the text "The Entire Plot of Disney-Pixar's Ratatoulie".

Insult

A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."

Definition

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

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Is that a trans person 11:32 pm
Das a cow
Dog human Hybrid 11:33 pm
So ye pretty much 11:33 pm ✓✓
11:33 pm
11:31 pm ✓
No lee
11:34 pm ✓
It's not your mother Edited 11:34 pm ✓
It's a dog x human hybrid 11:34 pm
Your mummy left a long time ago
11:34 pm ✓

Discord

A hand giving the middle finger in front of a screen displaying a Discord channel. Text on the image reads: "Fuck da Discord Ops."

Blue

A blue, animated figure with a somewhat sad expression is singing the lyrics 'I'm Blue da ba dee dabba da-ee.' In the background, a man is visible.

Memes

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MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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Meme

A four-panel image showing the Lorax character. In the first panel, the Lorax states "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees." In the second panel, the Lorax says "The trees and I must discuss about this meme you posted." The third panel shows a tree and a small Lorax saying "steal it" and the small lorax replying "kk". In the fourth panel, the Lorax says "The trees say this meme is now mine."

Call

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

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