Think of your favorite singer. Now. Go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS, . Now think about your least fave mine is oil London๐ต this is my home now 1. What rhymes with oil put it in da chat. Bye weird people
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi and dis other dude cant even remember da 1st one
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGOUS EXTREMIST. BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Girl you must be a muslim because you are da bomb
Whatโs japans favorite hot sauce da bomb
adin you should consiterrrrrrrr eating penical lead you fat cat lover only if your the ne adin from ff though xoxo da babby
Why does your father went away? Cuz he needs da milk
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy. The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!"
Why did the chimkin cwoss da woad? To get away from the british bastard and get the egg roll.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mรฃe
What da dog doin
Knock knock (hus dare) luke (luke hu) luke Tru da window and yull sea
There are 10 million million million million million million million millon particles in da universe that we can observe. Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo Sugi te Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA
How to learn your Vitamins. A = Art. B = Bouncy Balls. C = Cookies. D = Da Sun. You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
What do middle eastern suicide bomber say before they blow up? I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
