"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
da baby
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.
Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
