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“You’re da bomb!” “No, you’re da bomb!”

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Osama Bin Liner

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb

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Anonymous
in Puns

Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

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Robert G
in Puns

The crocodile just kept saying no! He was in Da Nile!

Anonymous
in Singing

What does Drake call his rake

  Da - Rake
Orphan eater.

What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!

Anna

“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Anonymous

da baby

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Jimmy

Why don’t asians use phones?

Cuz they wing da wong number!!!

Anonymous
in Toilet Paper

What’s the name of a crazy crap that Wins everything ?? Winnie da POOH🌻✌💚✌

Yo Maui’s
in Roast

My Crandall just be smashing more than u ON DA GIRlS and he was slapping yo girl last night harder the WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

Anonymous
in Bird

Why couldn’t anyone see the bird

Because it was in da sky’s

EDP445

So… here’s da scoop, alright… licks KFC off lips so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?

I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: “Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?”

Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?

But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!

Alas, I’m writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I’ll be writing jokes from hell from now on.

Anonymous
in Fat

Your mama so fat when she put a leg in the car da wheels deflated

Anonymous
in Emo

When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you

CallmehChloe😎
in Kpop

Think of your favorite singer. Now. Go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS, . Now think about your least fave mine is oil London😵 this is my home now 1. What rhymes with oil put it in da chat. Bye weird people

Anonymous

adin you should consiterrrrrrrr eating penical lead you fat cat lover only if your the ne adin from ff though xoxo da babby

Clarity Gacha!!! Tumblr Twitter :HEART:

Why does your father went away? Cuz he needs da milk

Anonymous

Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻… knee slapper

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Anonymous

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi and dis other dude cant even remember da 1st one