DA jokes
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Memes
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
da baby
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper