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Discord memes

Wheel

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.
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  • Meme

    Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

    The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

    Jokes

    Phone

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Discord.

    Discord who?

    I need discord to plug in the phone.

    Friend

    So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

    Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

    And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

    Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

    So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

    Discord server

    Knock knock.

    Who's there? Discord server.

    Discord server who?

    This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.