Butthole tickling bandit jokes

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...

No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.