Butthole tickling bandit jokes

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...