Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
why cant an orphan be gay cause they have no one to call daddy
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Why can’t orphans have sex? Cause they have no one to call daddy!
