Culture Jokes

Why don't the Amish water ski?

The horses would drown.

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what is a Russian joke

something that will be funny for Russian people

(Im asian so i can say this). If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits and we can save them for you in there!

If museums are full of dead things...

Then why aren't there any memes inside them?

I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over

Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? -- In the mooseum.

how do you get a party started in Africa

you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping

Why shouldn’t you call people in china?

Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number

Why are Mexican families so big? They don’t know how to put a condom on.

Americans: we drive on the right side of the road

The British: we drive on the left side of the road

Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.

What do you call a Indian babysitter?Nann y

how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.

Why is there no phone in China

To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number

Me: you know what's the favourite slogan that Hindus likes the most? My friend: what? Me: kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew and a black man on top of the Empire State Building. First the Mexican and the Jew throws there selves off of the building saying ‘ This is for my people’ Than the black is next up to jump and says ‘This is for my people’ And throws the White man off of the building.