Culture jokes
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.