Culture jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.