What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
