Culture jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.