Culture

Culture Jokes

Mexican

Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?

A: Cuatro Cinco.

Sitcom

What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.

Guy

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

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  • Suicide

    Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.

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  • Emo

    What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

    They both hang with trees.

    Dwarf

    What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

    Emo

    You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

    Stone

    What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

    It's legal to get stoned.

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