Culture jokes
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!