Culture jokes
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
Memes
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!