Culture Jokes

How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

What did the American say to the russian?? Why u always russian

I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.

This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes

What do u call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it a Filipino.

Why did spencer eat cheese. Because he was Jewish

What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.

Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*

Every culture has weird food.

Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

What do you do if you see a indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of indian culture

A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...

After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.

"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.

"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.

The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.

"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.

"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.

"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.

"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?

Why do white people colonise everything?

To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets which they already do.