Culture jokes
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
Memes
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.