Culture jokes
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What is "moo becanira?"
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
LET'S GOOOO!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Dick butt.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.