Culture jokes
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Don't bother; just try to live in England.