Culture jokes
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.