What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
