Spanish is difficult when my mom gives me food she says toma and that's drink in English so I always drink my food
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Christopher Columbus:*Sees native americans* Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care.......... Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit
Who do Chinese people name their kids
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
Ukraine
After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"
an indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down becuase they had no nann bread in stock
i am an indian joke
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
How do Asian people name their children?
they throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? msg it to @chelsearosegraham
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
why tranny say have a good day to jew? he goy goy
asian conversation: Person 1: Ni how's it going? Person 2: konnichi what's up? Person 1: ive bing chilin
