Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
