Culture jokes
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.