Culture jokes
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Memes
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
The West is dying.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.