Culture jokes
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Memes
The West is dying.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).