Culture jokes
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Memes
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!