Culture jokes
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.