Culture jokes
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Why do Indian men marry fat women? Because they worship cows.