I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
The South.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
