Culture jokes
That's kinda sus, you know?
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
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What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."