Culture jokes
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.