Culture jokes
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Memes
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”