The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Culture Jokes
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
The West is dying.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
