Culture jokes
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Hoi!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Memes
heroin monkey rare variation
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
The West is dying.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.