Culture jokes
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"