Culture jokes
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.