Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
Like if I am emo.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
