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what did the japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody? that is very wong.
I am on the german website
Whatâs a rapperâs favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
are you spanish cuz i will say hola do u go to biblioteca also spanish you will never guess the biblioteca word find it i dare you
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team ?
It's cuz they always eat the bat .
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common? They both enjoy digging up the past
Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog canât eat their homework
A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...
After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
What Is China's favorite restaurant
The Pet Store
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
American Says : "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..." Sardar ji Says : "Accha ,India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
How do Chinese people name they're babys?
The chuck a pan down the stairs
When you canât have Chinese food because you donât have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.