Culture jokes
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
Memes
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "Iâm telling everybody!"
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Whatâs the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didnât know, âwhatâs upâ and âhow are you doingâ are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that theyâre said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
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Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.