Culture jokes
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Memes
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.