How do you get 1000 followers? Walk into an African village with a water bottle
a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather's? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter...
whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day
how does an indian open his car
boot boot (in an indian accent)
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"
which means, "keep striving in life"
Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á ràpe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
What's the hardest part about sex with a thai girl?
Her, probably
Why cant Chinese people play baseball they eat the bat
how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes
What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby
Society
What do africans eat for breakfast
E-Bola Cornflakes