What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Culture Jokes
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
