Culture jokes
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.