I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
