Culture jokes
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
HOWWW
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What’s an emo called Anna?
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.