Culture jokes
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.