"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Culture Jokes
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
