Culture jokes
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"