"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
Culture Jokes
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
