What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Culture Jokes
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Africa.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Bruh.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
