Culture jokes
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
what is the fastest country? iran.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
An Irishman walks into a pub.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.