The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Culture Jokes
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
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What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
