Culture jokes
what is the fastest country? iran.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
An Irishman walks into a pub.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!