Culture jokes
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
I love birthdays 🍰
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
I love Hebrew John!
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Germany is...
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Uh oh, stinky!
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
The coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit."