Culture jokes

What do you call a black coconut?

A CoonConut.

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?

"Some ting wong."

What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

What do you say to an emo's wrist?...

"I like ur cut G."

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?

Boi Ling.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.

What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?

A: Because there's a Target on every corner.