Culture jokes

What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?

"Some ting wong."

What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

What do you say to an emo's wrist?...

"I like ur cut G."

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?

Boi Ling.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.

What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?

A: Because there's a Target on every corner.

Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.

Shitty bichi cup.

What do you call a missing Indian woman?

I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.