How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Culture Jokes
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Shitty bichi cup.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
