Crys Jokes

Why did the strawberry cry?

Her mom was in a jam.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

When I saw u it instantly made me cry LOL

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

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Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!"

Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long."

So an orphan walked into a store he gets lost and the store clerk asked do you need help finding your parent and the orphan ran out crying

i saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents are. i love my job at the orphanage

There’s a woman cutting onions who is her husband walks in and starts crying onions was a good dog

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What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents? They cry... They scream.. with joy "Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents" Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didnt live to tell the tail...

I saw a girl crying I asked her where her parents were and she started to cry even more man, I love working in the orphanage.

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Whats the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop onions

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