Crys jokes

Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.

How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Her mom was in a jam.

I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.

I love my job at the orphanage.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?

Your face makes onions cry.

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.

I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!

Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.

What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?

They cry...

They scream... with joy.

"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."

Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.