Crys jokes
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Memes
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Your face makes onions cry.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.