I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Your face makes onions cry.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. Thatβll definitely turn on the waterworks.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. π€ͺ
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.