Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Q: W hat did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross? A: Owwww!!!!!!!
Why did the orphan cross the street because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the other side (suicide)
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate
Why did the orphan cross the ride i forgot
- What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure
Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You:Why? To get to the little b***h's house! Knock knock! You:Who's there? The chicken (this is more like a roast and a pun lol)
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur
Jurassic park
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
why did the roster cross the road twice?
to prove it was not a chicken
