how did the lesbian die? homocide
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least)
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
Got kidnapped in Iran Luckily iran
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Why did orphans wanted to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
I killed a Homeless dude now he's at funeral HOME 😭💔
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
First of all, If a Woman Sue's Bill Cosby for Drugging & Rape 50 Years ago, & She Could still remember it, IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BAD
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
