Cowboy Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Partner

A gray cat wearing a white cowboy hat is looking at the camera with tears in its eyes. The text reads: "Partner, I reckon I ain't been feeling very yeehaw lately."

Card

A Yu-Gi-Oh! card with the name "GAGAGIGO GIGANTICO" is shown, with the stats ATK/3750 and DEF/3200. A sticker of a cowboy is placed on the lower half of the card.

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Meme psa

The meme shows a bald, 3D-rendered man with a slightly surprised expression. He's wearing a cowboy hat and appears to be holding a gun. At the top of the image, there is the text "Silly INC". At the bottom, there is text that reads "GET SUM HELP". In the top left corner is a small image of Mike Wazowski.

Jokes

Horse

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".

Girl

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?

"Sandy cheeks."

Touchdown

Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?

A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”