The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard...
Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation
Q:what did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy. A:hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots
A Tyrannosaurus Tex
So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence
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A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday stays three days and leaves on Friday how is this possible
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
Q:What do you call a gay cowboy 🤪💅✨ A:a jolly rancher
Q: how can you tell if a western is gay A: All the good guys are hung
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
i wish i was at a western bar then i would get shot
What's more sensitive than a pushy? A western man on the internet.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
a UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a faliure because
South Americans don’t know the word “please”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion”
Balkans don’t know the word “give”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts”
Africans don’t know the word “food”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage”
and Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
