Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
yo mama sofat they faked covid 19 just to put a mask on her
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
What does 9/11 and covid-19 have in common? I couldn't give a fuck about either
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
why is 2020 the wors year becuse covid 19
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000
Your bitch has Covid-19.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
