How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
What does 9/11 and covid-19 have in common? I couldn't give a fuck about either
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.