China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily I already fled the country.
I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries, we lost the trading center
America.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog? I don't know.. I'm from China.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Why Can't Orphans play baseball - They can't find home
you.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Canada
What happens at night in Bangladesh? -- It gets Dhaka.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
