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What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
when i aim this trigger it all goes red do you have a bounty cos u got a m on your head
are u feeling down cos i wanna feel u up
quite kid reaches down and class starts running quite kid: whats wrong pulling out my co
How does a mathematician get tan? -- sin/cos.
I’ll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man. and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I’ll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11
Why is Ronnie Anne like lincoln be cos he is a softy about everything.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
why doesn't bat man need robin as a wing man?
cos he has no problem robin' your girl
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What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
I wrote this joke in the 1970s sometime in Denver, Co CAL - 2021 - Orlando, Fl
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps
Cos it's family size...?!
Dear Victims.....äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building...äh Amazing City. Theres online but 2000 there ware two Towers.....äh Restaurants. We Hijack the plane....äh Hi Jack. Jack is my Co-pilot and i said hello. Don‘t scream...History Repea..äh.. History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport“💀
I wad gona stop for the cos but I ran because I was high (the song don't coywrite me plz)
Why do doctors use so much lipstick? Because they love cos-medics.
sully: praised after landing in the hudson river garuda indonesia 421: sullys co pilot:
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