Cos jokes

Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.

Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.

Why was Santa happy?

'Cause he has hoes.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.

Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.

Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.

Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!

Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?

Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?

'Cause it's family size...?!

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.

How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.