Why do doctors use so much lipstick? Because they love cos-medics.
Why does the egg crack cos it's sad
Y does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls r too clever for him.
Y don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner they open a shop
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man. and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I'll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cos Law
i wanna die cos i lost my horse on minecraft
to be brutally honest i think his wife let him die for money cos they could just plug him back in, surely they have an android cable about?
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
