Cos jokes

Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.

You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.

Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?

Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.

Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.

Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?

'Cause it's family size...?!

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

Why do doctors use so much lipstick?

Because they love cos-medics!

Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?

Because it was a cunt.

Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.

"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"

Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.

Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!

What’s the best math equation to eat?

Cosine Law.

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.

Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.